The Office

Michael Scott:	I just wanted to congratulate you on that great golden ticket idea.
Dwight Schrute:	That was your idea.
Michael Scott:	Whoa. Wow. Who told you that?
Dwight Schrute:	You did. Several times--
Michael Scott:	No I don't think I ever did--
Dwight Schrute:	--over and over again.
Michael Scott:	That was your idea, Dwight--
Dwight Schrute:	You were dressed as Willy Wonka, so--
Michael Scott:	I'm not taking credit for that--
Dwight Schrute:	Wasn't my idea-- loved it! But I can't.
Michael Scott:	Wait a second, I wrote it down. In my diary.
Dwight Schrute:	You don't keep a diary.
Michael Scott:	Yes I do. You've just never seen it. March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets--
	[Dwight runs out of the room and returns with a day planner]
Dwight Schrute:	March... fourth! Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give customers ten percent off for one year.
Michael Scott:	Why do you have a diary?
Dwight Schrute:	To keep secrets from my computer.